Sound efektif.....

disini aku nak buat sebuah entry berupa entry carutan.... masak laa raya ketujuh ni dok carut khenn???

seperti title di atas, kat sini aku nak caruts beberapa sound effect yang mungkin korang dah biasa dengar kat radio dan kat tv....

disini ada list pendek "TOP 3 most annoying sound effect dalam iklan atau rancangan tv"


No 3: Iklan TEH LIPTON "memang bolehhh"

yang ni kalau korang perasan selalu kuar kat radio... aku rasa cam sengal je dok bisik-bisik bagai..

yang part dok sebut "teh lipton..memangggg bolehhh"....

demmm...memang jahanam.

"lu punya tehhh tarak sedap!!" kata Karim kepada seorang mamak yang menyebabkan mamak tu ban Karim selama-lamanya...

No 2: Iklan kurma yusof taiyob
ya kurma itu hakikinya memang baik...curlasstt sangat ikut sunnah nabi bila setiap kali bulan posa makan kurma... tapi ferlu ke nak berbisik basak bagai pastu dok repeat "yusoppp taiyoobb"
eeewwww.... geli hokeh. dah macam iklan jus kurma Senario Manja pulak nak beromentik bagai...
bak kata si iss; "Geleman telinga tegak bulu kaki saat si birah tu bisik “YUSOPPP TAIYOPPP…”. MOTIP BISIK?!!"
kerana secara katalis sekalipon, kurma yang sedap tak perlu iklan yang nan hado macam neh...

terngiang-ngang kat telinga aku... 'YUSOPP TAIYOOP...wasini,ajmal,rotak bam...dan ape name ntah lagi...kalau dah kurma tu kurma je lah

NO:1 Jalan-Jalan Cari Makan dan Berasmara....
benda neh aku rasa ramai gak yang penah review, si hellioz pon penah review pasal ni.
anda tau rancangan neh? aku caye berjuta rakyat mesia kat luar sana penah tengok rancangan nih....
objektif nye mudah.... pegi restoran atau kedai yang ekslusif sikit... pastu suh hos melantak sambil dengan harapan, penonton pon kebuloq dan kecur liur tengok makanan yang terhidang tu..
Dan yang paling tak bleh blah bile hos die dok exaggerate lebih2 macam makanan tu 66 juta kali lagi sedap dari makanan biasa..... Tapi yang paling nyampah sound effect si host serina redzuan..ko tau kenapa??
setiap kali die makan die mesti kuarkan bunyik camnih;

"emmh... Ahhh..... ummmhh... emmhhh........ ommmhh..... immhhhh"

WTF?

ni bunyik bersenggama ke ape?

dan dia akan pergi lagi ke kedai ekslusif lain dan disuruh produser untuk melantak lagi, dan si hos akan exaggerate sekali lagi macam makanan tu 66 juta kali ganda lagi sedap dari makanan sebenar... dan sound effect pon berbunyi;

"emmh... Ahhh..... ummmhh... emmhhh........ ommmhh..... immhhhh"

"emmh... Ahhh..... ummmhh... emmhhh........ ommmhh..... immhhhh...... gua rasa rendang tok nenek gua buat pon lagi sedap dari rasa inzal-obefiend"

Sir Lump Mart Hare Ree Ray Are.....

Solamat ari rayoooo pakcik ucapkan pado semuo pengunjung blog inih..... di hari raya yang mulia neh, aku ucapkan Selamat Hari Raya pada semua yang mengenali diri ini serta aku mintak ampun dan maaf jika aku ade terkasar bahasa, terburuk perangai, tersakitkan hati korang......




raya-raya baru nak mintak maap khenn? kalo camtu merasa laaa hari-hari kene jadi hari raya baru bleh mintak maaf hari hari....

cakap pasal hari-hari.... lagu di bawah juga ditujukan kepada korang semua...sori yer kuucapkan.. ini lagu Anna Raffali,yeahh my new sweetheart selepas Lisa Surihani yang telah tidak memilih aku kerana dia nak mengejar cita-citanya yang khabarnya adalah untuk menjadi pemandu helikopter yang berjaya...

so terima lah Anna Raffali- Hari-hari Hari Raya...

mama ade dua mat salleh

mama ade dua mat salleh.. yeahhhh world cup fever dah bermula... mari menonton WC2010..only in heh deh...

Khas untuk awek-awek dan isteri-isteri(World Cup Exclusive)

Dear Wife / Sweetheart / Girl Friend / Partner / whomever it may concern,

• Between 11 June and 11 July 2010, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World of Soccer, and that you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
• During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
• If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
• During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell on the floor....It won't happen.
• It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on (excluding your body parts), and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during that day.
• Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, it's only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to break up or divorce.
• You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the half time scores is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
• The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again, many times.

• Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:

  a) I will not go,

  b) I will not go, and

  c) I will not go.

• But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
• The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be, "Refer to Rule #2 of this list".

• And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because before and after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, KPL, FA Cup, Euro Cup, etc.

  P/S

  By the way if you get stuck on the road call the Police or AA.

  Thank you for your coorperation.

adeke jantan yg camnih?? hahaha... but all and all... walaupon hampir semua ini mengarut, all you girls out there must at least follow rules number 1. hey babe..its World Cup fever..tak rugi kalau tak amik tau pasal bola.well at least once every 4 years. bukan untuk orang lain..untuk laki uolss yg tersayangg katenye.....